JOKES
i love lame jokes.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors?
So he could hide in the M&M dish without being seen!
What did the dog say to the tree?
Bark!
Why did the booger cross the road?
Because he was being picked on.
What did the digital watch say to his mom?
"Look mom no hands."
and *drumrolls* this is my ultimate fav!
What's long, yellow and fruity?
An apple in disguise.